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Last Login: Dec 01, 2013
Friends tell me I'm great to be around, because of my wry sense of humor. I love to take everyday situations, or difficult circumstances, and turn them around 180 degrees. Most of the time, this turns out to be hilarious! I am somewhat of a conundrum (a mystery wrapped in a riddle). I love all animals, but I also like my venison medium rare. I love the game of golf ... I don't play, but this silly game keeps idiots away from my lakes, rivers, and steams, so that I can fish in peace. See ... a conundrum ... and you learned new word. I am looking for a wife. I am searching for a friend and a lover. I am looking for someone with a sense of humor, in the darkest hour. Finally, I am looking for a loving mother of my thirteen children that we will bring into this world (I figure that naming twelve children is my limit, and anyone who suffers through childbirth should get to name at least one child). Anything else that you can think of, just ask.
|Location||Danville, IL, USA|
|Height||6' 0" (182 cm)|
|Build||Large but muscular|
|Relationship Status||Single - never been married|
|About Children||I do not have children, but would like to|
|Field of Work||welder|
|Ethnicity||Caucasian / White|
|Music||Blues, Classical, Country/Western, Heavy Metal, Movie Soundtracks, Oldies, Opera, Gospel/Religious Music, Rock n Roll, Soft Rock|
|Movie||Action/Adventure, Cartoons, Comedy, Western|
|Outdoor activity||Camping/Hiking/Fishing, Gardening|
|Indoor activity||Crafts, Martial Arts, Opera/Theater, Weightlifting|
|My idea of a great trip||Hunting in Canada.|
|Food||American, Barbeque, Cajun/Southern, Chinese, Southwestern|
|Timeliness||I am usually early|
|As for fashion||I don't care about the latest fashions|
|Age||Between 18 and 38 years old|
|Height||Between 5' 0" (152 cm) and 6' 2" (187 cm)|
|Body Type||Slender, Washboard, Athletic, Average|
|Relationship Status||Single - never been married, Widowed|
|Religious Importance||It is very important|
|Religious Activity||Mass every Sunday, Mass when I'm available, I don't attend Mass very often, I get to Mass about twice per year|
|Ethnicity||Caucasian / White, Native American|
Dance, dance, dance. Ballroom dance: Waltz (favorite), jitter-bug, two-step, box-step, polka, and if pressed into a corner, by a beautiful woman, yes ... a slow dance.
Watch your wallet!!!
Skin the wallet out for the collection plate, lest ye be forgotten in the 'morrow!
Pay taxes to save whales and feed people who have chosen "PUBLIC AID" as a career choice! Guys like me do save America (... and without a cape, or any super power). :-)
Psalm 109 ... YIKES!!! You mean that other people had to put up with idiots too?
"Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition" is one of my favorite songs!